Ray's Haiku

Toque warms my mellon
When the cold bites my fingers
Still makes my head itch
Ray and Colton

Yo cuz. Let's go find some chicks.
You know I mean baby chickens right? Girls are icky.
Ray at Gymboree.

Uh, guys? I don't think this is how parachutes are supposed to work.
They say they taste like chicken but I'll pass anyways.