Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Tastes like Chicken

OK guys, let's think this through! You don't want me for dinner. Really. I'm all muscle and bone. You'd have to floss for hours.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Baby Got Back

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture."

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Feelin good.


Saturday, October 08, 2005

Family in the Park

Alright guys, lay off the hokey "Family in the park stuff" ok? I want to be home with my blankey, bottle and a nightcap.

Norman Rockwell Moment

The Thanksgiving walk in the park is nice Dad, but could you lay off the onions? Mouthwash wouldn't be a bad idea either.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Economic Woes

I just can't take any more of these high gas prices!


I'm goin to eat your Bebeh.

Hmmm...tastes like chicken.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The good Ol Days

Hey, I remember you! We go back quite a ways, you and I.

Good times, good times.

Monday, October 03, 2005


Man, what a day! Nothing seemed to go right. When was the last time you shat yourself and puked twice before the sun even rose?

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Baby Yoga

Head so large...can't lift it. Must crawl to remote control . . . teletubbies reducing IQ.

Laughing Boy

When I was born my Daddy was having a drink at a bar in Montana.

When he announced that I was a healthy, happy 25 pound baby all of the other patrons were aghast.

Daddy ensured everyone that this was pretty
typical up north.

He returned to that same bar two weeks later and everyone still remembered him. They all wanted to know what I weighed now. He told them proudly, "17 pounds."

The bartender was concerned. He said,"What happened? He was 25 pounds at birth."

My dear old dad took a long sip from his Molson, wiped his sleeve and replied, "I just had him circumcised."

Daddy's funny!

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Ray meets Flea

So, you're my brother huh? You do kinda smell like dad. Just stay away from the boobs and we'll get along just fine.

Baby Protest

What do you mean I have to go back in the crib? What did I do wrong? I've spent more time behind bars than OJ. C'mon, really! Don't I have rights?

Fine! I guess I'll just have to make a poopy during the next bath time.